Oh My Goff

So, I’m really nervous about having my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow…I’ve heard horror stories and I really don’t want any complications or anything like that. Perhaps I should just knock myself out til the surgery

My sister forwarded this to me…it’s quite possibly the funniest thing that has graced my computer screen.

Airline Complaint

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that “cool” or “intellectual” book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

“She slept for awhile, and awoke from a turmoil of blue-suit nightmares. She was boiling hot, ther throat was parched, she had a fever… Where am I?–and there was Addy, purring at her side.”